Joe Jonas - The Headline Song (from BBC Radio 1)

Lyrics:


my giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing
a ghost stole our life savings
stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide
my mate boiled my willy

i’m so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies

my psychic dog has healing powers
there’s a time lord in my loo
mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
i fart on men’s faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)

i’m so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a sexy robot
i paint with my boobies

with my boobies, yeah.



- Emz (@JoBrosPilipinas)